Jay: *takes Kristi's perfectly good wooden pencil from her hand* "Kristi, what is this? REAL gamers use MECHANICAL pencils!"
Musa: "That's right, they do."
*All six guys brandish their fancy mechanical pencils at me*
Toff: *tosses Kristi one of his pencils* "Here. You can keep this."
Jay: "Ooh, that's a nice one! It has SoftGrip."